A: Christine Keeler. Everyone bought her London derriere.
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A man with an alligator walks into a pub in Scotland and asks the bartender, "Do you serve bagpipers here?" The bartender answers, "Of course we do." So the man then says, "In that case I'll have Chivas straight up and my friend will have a bagpiper."
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Q: How did the drummer get his girlfriend to screw all the other guys in the band?
A: He married her.
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Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of bagpipes?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.