Big RiB....How dare you accuse me of shameless merchandising? That would imply that I had any concept of shame in my ego.......which I don't. NOW, what is a shame is that sales aren't picking up. I can't believe that the Big RiB wouldn't want one of these little beauties?!?!?! So c'mon RiB...cough up a few bucks and you can be first guy who's not really in Baltimore to have an "Amish-Australian Moustache Tuner." I kinda' see you with the Mudcat Model myself. Send me the cash and it'll be on its way!!! Not necessarily to you, but I'll put it in the mail and let it fend for itself.

AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU...........True nuts like yourselves can hardly be without one!!! Its the talk of anywhere you whip it out. And if you whip it out anywhere that someone sees you, you're going to jail, ya' fockin' preevert............But back to the Moustsche Tuner...WHAT A DEVICE!!!! Be the envy of everyone when you show them what a wondrous thing can be had for only $29.95 (cash)........BUY IT NOW!!! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED**

Spaw
**by the number we sell