Jeesh, Belter, the original joke was far better - it involved a man negotiating the virtue of "respectable" woman ...

Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?

A million dollars? Well, I suppose I might for a million dollars ...

Okay, would you sleep with me for fifty dollars? Fifty dollars! What do you think I am?

Well, we've already established that, now we're just negotiating the price.


Now I'm not especially fond of Osama, but I hate to see a perfectly good old joke ruined on him. (Sorry!).