I've actually learned a few useful things in school:

1. Green meat=bad

2. That hot German exchange student is GREAT help for doing better in German class. (what can I say, I'm a closet chauvinist)

3. Society doesn't approve of individuality--and I don't care.

4. Respect the janitors--they can go on strike (that really happened at my school--it was gross)

5. Business ethics are dead--as evidenced by my school district's hiring of scabs to break a recent bus drivers' strike.

6. drawings of genitals are not acceptable sketches for art class, no matter how realistic they are, neither are hand-tracing-turkeys : (

I've probably learned other things, but these are some that come to mind.