I missed the prom announcement. When is it, where is it, and do I have to have a date or can I come trolling for likely suspects? I'm thinking of resurrecting the bubblewrap gown ... which, of course, could pose problems if, say, Catspaw were to try to pin a corsage on it. Someone might start writing dispatches from the front...

"We're here in the war-torn Mudcat Tavern, recently wracked by a series of small explosions ...."

WW Pansy Rue Twidgett