The aspirin/coke thing was touted as a sure-fire form of birth control. (BTW, aspirin really DOES work. The trick is for the female to hold two tablets between her knees.) The writer will not be responsible for failed attempts...

There was a recent occurence where a Canadian was travelling in the states with his elderly father. The father died and the son brought the body home. This made the news because he had failed to acquire the proper permits in the state the man died in... to transport a body.

Tim: I think this was an Eastern thing; do you remember the details?