Huh? What?? Whoozzerr????

I must've been hibernating for a bit there. But I hear faint voices from afar, calling my Mudcat name. Give me a sec to rub the sleep out of my eyes...

Ah, that's better. Ooooh, hey, it's spring outside! Better get out to the library and log in to Mudcat...

Hey, hello, everybody! Sorry I've spent so much time away. Indeed I did receive a package from Pseudo Psecret Psanta last week, but hadn't found the spare time to sit down at a computer and research the necessary HTML till today so that I could say...

THANK YOU, PSEUDO PSECRET PSANTA !!!!!!

I had given up all hope of post-Christmas cheer and had slunk away sadly into the cold winter's night. Imagine my surprise upon finding a package notice in my post office box, and being handed a present from Santa in spring! Pseudo Psanta apparently lives at the Gnorth Phole, which apparently is in Texas. (Or is that TexaSRS?)

Inside the box was a lovely little teapot in the shape of a kittycat, and the book "BrainDroppings" by George Carlin. So my funny bone has been tickled, my collection of cat stuff has been expanded, and my faith in a real Santa has been restored. Thanks again, Santa!!

But wait, kids -- there's more! Today I find that a friendly Mudelf has conveyed a personal message to me from my original Santa! Seems that his/her package was returned to him/her again -- in shreds this time. Obviously, Fang the Post Office Pit Bull found the contents delicious. Anyway, my Santa wants to try, try again to ship a package.

I think we need a ruling from Liz the Squeak here. Since my Pseudo Psanta has apparently sent out TWO packages (one to her original Santee and one to her Psantee), how do I tell my original Santa to send something nice to my Pseudo Psanta instead? (Besides, the mail doesn't seem to want to go through from my original Santa to me anyway!)

Please advise us, Liz!

Thanks again, everybody!! The library is closing now so I have to log out, but I will try to visit more often in future!

Sharon