Created by murray and inspired by Gordon Bok, the "Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner" is now available in 3 models and orders are being taken now. Be the FIRST in your seesion or local pub to possess the latest piece of musical gear. Works on beards too...or without them. You don't even have to have a moustache!!!

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Place your order right away for the "Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner"!!! Choose from 3 fantastic models:

"Gordon Bok Special Edition" --- commemorates the inspiration for this fine device $49.95 US

"Collector's Special" --- Brazilian Rosewood handle is inlaid with red and green abalone depicting an Amish Farmer being eaten by a Blue Pointer. $69.95 US

"Environmentalists Delight"(Big ED) --- Cheap oak handle with the Amish Hat logo inlaid with glitter and Elmer's Glue. $29.95 US

If it says "Australian" its a "Must Have" and if it says "Amish" its got to be good!!! What could be better than the "Amish Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner?" GET YOURS TODAY!!! Send CASH ONLY plus $6.00 US Shipping and Handling to:

FLY-BY-NITE INDUSTRIES
411 Purvis Avenue
Bremen, Ohio 43107

ORDER NOW AND IT WILL BE SHIPPED THE NEXT DAY!!! This fine product can be on its way right away.....Whether or not it arrives is up to the god of your choice and Benny's Breakdown Bargain Courier Service. COMPLETE SATISFACTION OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!! Simply send back the product unused and Fly-By-Nite will return any of your money that is unused. A PORTION OF THE SALE GOES TO SUPPORT THE MUDCAT CAFE!!! Isn't that a fine way of helping support you favorite website? Yes, ORDER NOW and SUPPORT THE MUDCAT!!!! Fly-By Nite will donate two cents of every sale after the first eight thousand units. SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!! BUY NOW!!! SUPPORT THE MUDCAT!!! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!! We will have only enough to fill the orders we receive.

Spaw, CEO, Fly-By-Nite, Inc.