The flippin' retreads put me on shore! Kicked me off the boat! And they left me with the flippin' fisheaters at a Mounty post! All because all I did kwas to go in a closet that said "Mechanical" on the door. And I was just tryin' to make the heads work better so I wouldn't have to clean them so flippin' often! Flippin;' iceheads! All I did was somehow make the Captan's head a fountain, and it looked flippin' good, too, except for the stuff that was in it that got all over everythang.

So the left me at this flippin' mounty post in Nunofit or wharever I am. The mountys are makin' me scrub flippin' FLOORS for my keep! I'm a Canadian Citizen! And theyr makin[' me scrub their flippin' FLOOR while some imposter sits in Blind River drinkin' my beer, smokin' my stash, and havin' a good time with Don's money.

And the Mountys make me sleep in a JAIL CELL, but they leave the door open.

FLIP THIS! I want to go home!