"And Jeri, you really are being extraordinarily unfair to Shimrod by accusing him of trying to ban George Papavgeris and all that sort of thing. When has the poor lad said any such thing? It's really bad manners to accuse people of things you know perfectly well they are innocent of."

If I'd said that, I'd be unfair. Whatever. Wait, it's the 1st April, and you're accusing me of saying something I didn't say accusing someone else of saying something he didn't say? Haha -- very funny.

A person would have to be a complete moron to take the thought of any one person 'banning' music seriously. I am not that moron. I'm sorry if anyone thought that's what I really meant.