Wolfhound
Labrador
Double bass (full size)
5 sets of bagpipes
D-41

and anything else we can fit round that lot.....in a 4 berth caravan, so there's one for the hounds, one for the bass etc and enough space for us to sleep.

Caravan with onboard shower/loo(essential at our time of life)

and all the ordinary stuff other folk have listed above so efficiently.

Paws