Oh the Farmers and the Gov'ment should be friends,
Yes the Farmers and the Gov'ment should be friends,
If the Farmer just stops raising swine,
The Gov'ment will pay up just fine,
That surely ought to make them best of friends!

CH Agriculture folk must stick together,
Keep your snout in the Brussels heap,
Farmers snog with the Ministers daughters,
Ministers S*** the Farmers sheep!

I'll get me coat!

FC