I figure that any mascot that was under there would have been obliterated, BB. You did mean "mascot", right?

I think you're the kind of person, BB, that no one listens to regardless of whether or not you're telling the truth. I can relate to that. I had that very same experience when I was a child and it was damned frustrating, I can tell you! It left emotional scars till this day, and it accounts for my secret desire to destroy Mel Gibson and turn the White House into a home for the criminally insane.