The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19637   Message #201494
Posted By: catspaw49
25-Mar-00 - 09:45 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern - Spring Cleaning
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Spring Cleaning
Well kat...we've arrived...........the car looks sharp, even your Dad commented on it....Say, why the hell did he want to inspect it when we get home anyway? And what's with the concrete blocks? I mean he filled the whole backseat and half the front with them....geeziz, I can barely see you...I told him I'd take them to his buddy on Monday, but NO, HE had to load the damn things tonite!!!........I'll come around and open the door...uh, are you still over there?.....Damn concrete blocks..............so I figure this prom wil go awhile, some folks have watches that work different than mine for some reason...................Let's see, hey, look , there's Leej......What the hell is that on your coat man? Looks like a one clawed lobster......It is? Its alive?...Oh well that explains the reason its moving around like that, like now...its got its tail pointing in your face, must be related to Cleigh........Well, its a fine evening anyway isn't it Leej....kat looks great and the air is like warm butter and th.......WHOA!!!!!....GEEZIZ, that lobster went right for your whang man...looks painful............Damn thing must have panicked of something.....yeah, I bet it does hurt to pull it off like that, looks like its loosening the claw...yeah, maybe a bit of warm butter would help th.....GEEZIZ that thing is NUTS and if it keeps this up, you ain't gonna' have any!!!.........saywhat?....Sure, I'll leave....MY FAULT???...What the hell do you mean my fault?.......Sure, I'll catch you later Leej..............................Ya' know kat, I can't figure what his problem is, but I do know you wouldn't catch me wearin' one of those lobsters!!!...........Looks like the music is about to start..............

Spaw