Cat diary. Day 500. At last they have learned something! We have arrived at what the humans call 'the new house'. It must have been bought just for me. South facing with cosy window seats, with cushions on each window, which gives me warmth and comfort all day long. Outside one or two rockeries where I have already spied the odd mouse or three and a family of slow worms. They have also provided a huge compost heap for me to delve into and I'm sure there must be something at the bottom of it which I can take them as a present. In the field opposite there are very large black and white animals which make a mooing noise which I must explore more. There is also a wonderful barn with lots of warm hay in it for those times when I feel a quick snooze coming on and am too far away from my cushioned window seats. But now, I'm off to find out what these black squiggly things are that are moving around in the 'pond'. Perhaps they are another pastime for me....