NO NO CHUCK! That's a GREAT song! I love it!

You should seen the look on the face of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said "Son, she ain't no kid! She's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said "I know, Dad, ain't she COOL!?"
That's the kind I dig!
They say opposities attract, well I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me!

VIVI Confederate Railroad! We lived in their hometown just as they made it big. Call it home-town pride!

--Mbo