Soldier boy there is good news and bad news from the HSE!

The Bad News is that dry Tea Bags would constitute a Fire Hazard so its wet Tea bag only and these are quite likely to dry out in the Hot Sunshine predicted for the Holmfirth Festival Weekend!

The Good News is that your tent should be safe from being trampled on if you make it visible by leaving your Drum and Banjo outside your tent. Should the now dried in the sun Tea Bags Burst into flame! I myself being well able to hold my drink but now sadly, at my age, not my water will endeavour to put out your Flaming Tent.

However you may need to have bought me several more pints in the Nook for me to have enough water left to put out a Flaming Banjo and or a Flaming Drum. Thats Several lot more pints come to think about it and I will keep them damp and safe all weekend.