No No No Tyke! You misguided person you.
What I spewed out above was not MY shopping/packing list; it was intended in a moment of drivel to be some kind of generic,semi-humerous, kind of all-encompassing silly list that an average folkie might pack for the weekend.
Some other obvious (I hope!) inclusions listed that bear no resemblance or connotations to me,myself,personnaly are rozin the bow,gargle for the voice (what voice!),matches to keep eyes open, visit the music shop,Banjo case (of course),duck, vitamin B12,viagra,hair dye, rozin,new batteries,plectrum,coffee-flask, breath freshner,hip replacement,brasso, denture adhesive, tweezers et al.
You fell very neatly into my trap there Tyke.
And I thought that you thought that you knew me so well....sob ....sob!!!

Well you will just have to buy me a few pints in The Nook now to make ammends. And that's the end of it.

Bye the way, I like the sound of 'Pyramid' tea bags - they sound quite posh!

And in the event of fire from combustable tea bags I have a special fire-extinguisher secreted about the tent so I won't require your excretions.

Damm! I forgot to add the secretable fire-extinguisher to the afore-mentioned list!!