Subject: RE: BS: Have you changed your religious views?
From: khandu - PM
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 10:00 PM

I am changing my views everyday. It is God working within me both to will and to do His good purpose. I am being molded into the image of Christ.

k

If khandu is truly being molded into the image of Christ, then we should soon be able to buy little plastic khandus to display on the dashboards of our cars. But how shall we attach them? Cars no longer have metal dashboards so magnetic bases won't work. For that matter, magnetic bases no longer work to attach Jesus, Mary, or hula dancers either.

The attachment method has to be stable and secure, yet temporary and, most importantly, it can't mess up the dashboard. A Velcro strip would work, but you'd have to attach the gripper half to the dash more or less permanently. Then you'd have an unsightly bit of Velcro stuff on your dash when your rottweiler mistakes khandu for a chew toy and eats him.

A suction-cup base might work, but most dashboards have a bit of texture so it might be hard to get it to stick very well. And has anyone ever owned anything with a suction-cup base that actually worked anyway?

We really need to address this issue before the plastic khandus start rolling off the assembly line, otherwise we'll have thousands of khandus and no way to properly attach them to our vehicles. Any ideas you have would be greatly appreciated.