One of the best Cyril Tawney stories I've ever heard was the time he was with Brenda Wooten and she comment on Cyril rather large girth with the words and pointing to his mid-drift "Cyril, if that was on a woman I'd know what it was!!." in the flash of an eye Cyril retorted.."It was on a woman last night! What is it!!!"
As Aye,
Phil