Me old Oz cobbers from over the Taz will have to hitch their bowyangs up a bit, trying to pull a wrought like that. Hrumph, they can't even build a decent dunny!
Time they took their jumbucks down to the bally billabong and brewed a billy for smoko. They're out to fleece you mate! Takes a Kiwi to build a proper long curly hair tweaker..;)