Two pot-heads sitting around their pad getting stoned. Suddenly there is a loud knock on the door, and a shout:   "Open up! This is the police!"

The two pot-heads leap up and look wildly around the apartment, trying to find a place to hide the half-smoked joint. One of them opens the little door on the cuckoo clock and pegs the joint inside, while the other goes and opens the door before the police knock it down. The cops come in and search the apartment. They can smell the pot heavily in the air, but they can't find the stash or any other evidence. Just as they're about to give up and leave, the door on the cuckoo clock creaks open, the little bird leans against the door jamb, and says, "Hey, man . . . what time is it?"

Busted!

Don Firth