And as Jim Lad pointed out: " ... I speak with such authority. How could I be wrong"?

(And if he tells us that there are Weapons of Mass Destruction hidden in the lyrics, we'll go to war against them!).

Oh - and "it's part of my speech pattern all the time (due to my unfortunate accent)" - should that not read "my unfortunate ACCIDENT" (I assume involving a bottle thrust gobward with too much vigour ... )?