"Hey man, is that the sun up there?"
"Nah, man, that's the moon."
"Dude! That's the sun!"
"No, man, I'm telling ya, dat's the moon!"
"Let's ask this guy." (Glaze-eyed passerby)
"Hey man, settle this for us. Is that the moon up there, or the sun?"
"Jeeze, man, how should I know? I'm not from this neighborhood...".

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Art Thieme tells the story of two hippes walking down a Chicago street. One of them takes out a capsule of amphetamine and breaks it in half. He swallows half of it and throws the other half away.

"Hey, man!!" says the other. "That's really wasteful!! Don't you know there are people sleeping in India???"


Boddabing, boddabong...


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