It's the start of a four-day-celebration:-
Thursday - Marty Wilde
Friday - Chips and mushy peas evening at Gainsborough FC
Saturday - to the Metrolopiss for the delights of the Natural History Museum, and mebbe a show (although if the tickets are 70 quid each, like the ones for 'We Will Rock You' last time I was dahn in bladdy Landan, they can shove 'em!).
Sunday - check if I'm still alive. If so, take Mrs Johnny and revered and esteemed out-laws for a blow-out somewhere nice.