At the risk of horning in on this Papal BS thread, I'd just like to say:

The pope he leads a jolly life, jolly life;
It's free from every care and strife, care and strife.
He drinks the best of Rhenish wine --
I wish the poe's gay life were mine!

Or if you prefer this in the original German:

Der Papst lebt herrlich in der Welt,
er lebt von seinen Ablassgeld,
er trint den allerbesten Wein;
ich möchte gern der Papst mal sein.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble