Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh-kay, Sorcha...I hadn't heard that one. But it explains why the "relics" aren't real relics. You see, if they were real relics we could get the DNA of Jesus and of the Magdalene. So the Church substituted what we have now for the REAL relics so we couldn't extract the DNA and clone Jesus. I guess the real relics are locked away in the Secret Vatican Arhives or maybe in a Circassian monastery in the mountains of France, along with the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the results of the Roswell autopsies.