My God, MSU is considering thinking about decertifying Mugabe's degreee. Wow, that'll get his attention. Without his degree, he will have to take a minimum wage job at Walmart and he won't have time to victimize Zimbabwe.
If that doesn't work, we can, always, hit him with a chorus of "Kumbaya". Well, I guess that is better than wringing our hands and admitting our inability to fight evil wherever it rears its ugly head.