dreadnote -- anything above the 14th fret, no cutaway.

dreadnod -- what you hope the audience won't be doing during your (boring?) solo.

dreadknob -- if you don't watch where you're walking.

dredgenought -- any guitar made from wood salvaged from swamp bottoms.

drakenought -- gotta love the drake. Nick's main axe.

dreadnog -- only to be played at holiday time. Plays too sweet for my taste.

dreadknot -- this guitar has a VERY complex system of tuning pegs and bridge pins and it's very hard to restring and keep the strings in order.

dreadgnat -- you're in the middle of your long-anticipated big solo, outdoor concert/festival, and all of a sudden that tickle at the end of your nose and no free hand to swat! Li'l anGEL.

dreadneph -- your sister's freeloading son.

Dreadnet -- 60's police drama starring Sgt. Joe Friday. Just the facts, ma'm. Just the facts.

Dreadnut -- ever notice just how many brazil nuts there ARE in a can of mixed nuts?