Well, John, you haven't been around long I guess 'cause for a starter, there ain't been any gunpowder around here in years.......

Pretty much the last of it was when Cletus built that Dago Bomb which blew up under one of his "Crappers on Casters" Porta-Potties. Damn thing shot the outhouse up like a missile and it landed about a mile away in the center of the condom factory. The resulting explosion covered the church across the street in latex. It was the home of the First Evangelical Brethren Church of the Tongue Talking Mohunkers.   The lawsuit afterwards stated that no more gunpowder would be allowed anywhere in the county.

Sorry.....No Go on the cannon............

Spaw