Shane is a guy from Blind River, Ontario. He just got out of jail for shaggin' sheep. He was arrested on a Sunday and fell afoul of the "Sunday Laws" in Ontario. Sheep shagging is a misdemeanour except on Sundays. He left the church service pissed (drunk in other words) and off he went to a herd of sheep. Lord knows how many he went through, but the OPP busted the sick sob and threw him in the slam. He deserved it. Is nothing sacred anymore? They ought to throw him back in.