Yer a flippin' bald face lier, Peace! I ain't never done it with no flippin' ANIMALS!!! GEez! I am outta jail now and back home, eh? Whiles I was away in the can my flippin' bruther Don put a flippin' combinsashin lock on the flippin' FRDIDGE! So i cant' get no flipp8n' beer now. I told that flippin' idiot that this was a fightin' matter, eh? And then we got into a bad fight too. We ain't talkin' now. He thinks he is so flippin' funny, and like he was the big boss here, eh? I think he is the worlds biggest BOLTHOLE!@ I have put a pee3ce of tape down on the floor to, like, markw whjere muy haff of the house ends and he ain't allowed to step on ny side. The Frigde is right in the flippin' middle of the line becoz I am not the type to let muy brothern starve eeven if he his a total flippin' idiot bolthole who aint' worth a peece of dog crap! But get this: eether the comabinashin lock goes...or HE goes! This is flippin' WAR!

I was arrested a few dayhs back becoz two skanks at the Tom Hortons were spyin' on me and said I fippin' exposed muyself in pubic when I peed on the back wall! That is a lie! I din't know there was any people but me around when I did it so I am 1000% innicent! I will get them fer this. The cops have let me loose on probation. They are all pond scum. I hate all of them.

Well, except Officer Dana. I wish she would come back. She is away somewhere's taking cop coarses or somethin'. I really flippin' miss her.

There is not one flippin' person in this town I can trust. My life has turned to shit.

- Shane