Flippin' Esater in flippin' Noneuvut. Last night I was ast to a party and I said, "YEAH!" So I go to the flippin' party and they got all this food. People are puondin' on flippin' DRUMS! And flippin' DANCING. In a circle, not like real danding. And theres no BEER! So I go to the food, right? And I pick up this stuff and it's not too bad when a guy comes up and says "You like muktuk, eh?" and I said it's not too bad and then he tells me that it's flippin' WHALE skin with the blubbre left on! I nearly flippin'; puked right there! And then a lady gave me some ice creem, only it turned out to be flippin' fish oil mixed with snow!

Today I ate flippin' raindeer but I was so hungry by then that I'd have et flippin' Santy Clause too.

There ain't no Tim HOrton's here. I want to go back to flippin' Blind River where they got real food.