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Thread #100618   Message #2020924
Posted By: folk1e
09-Apr-07 - 08:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hadron collider&the great unknown
Subject: RE: BS: Hadron collider&the great unknown
Dr. Hagi Shivarishma and Bruce Caldwell sat side by side at the DESK. Both were nervous but determined not to show any outward sign to the other. There was a computerised voice counting down..... it had reached fifteen. The date was exteraordinary in that it had taken Two extra years to decide the "nationality" of the voice. As it happend the voice was not one of the member states but by a quite astronomical fluke an American(southern drawl). Hagi moved his oxygen mask further from the Havana cigar, he was finaly sucumming to the carconogenic effects of smoking, andblew one final smoke ring toward his adversary and stubbed it out! Both men had their hand on the "on switch" even though it was unnecessery as the computer would switch 20 milliseconds after the zero. It had been determined that "honour" could be satisfied this way, and if the old scientists should for some reason NOT press, well no one would know.
5.....4....3....2....1.....zer.. Both men were acutely aware of vast powers being unleashed. The both looked at each other and There lips moved in unison "OH SHI....
In that millisecond Timespace (Einstein was not quite all he was cracked up to be) ended..... no explosion no wash of positronic radiation, it just wasn't anymore!



GOD finnished his KitKat and turned back to his pooter and staired with consternation at the "blue screen of death"
His opponent smirked to himself (no omnipotent being likes their nose rubbed in it)
best out of 15,000,000? or wuuld you prefer double or quits?