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Thread #22272   Message #2021481
Posted By: GUEST,MadDawg Norm SIegel
10-Apr-07 - 12:53 PM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: Lyr Add: DA WATERBED WAS FILLED WIT GLUE DA ...
There are tons, many of which I have performed. "Yippe Oy Vey Hoo Ha, Get Along Little Camels/Round Up Time in Israel" by Israeli singer Ron Eliran, anything by Tom Lerher, The Berryman's, Flanders & Swann, anything by Larry Rand, formerly of Chicago, and so may others too numerous to mention.

Here is one of Larry's

DA WATERBED WAS FILLED WIT GLUE DA NIGHT DAT I GOT STUCK WIT YA POLKA

My name is Stosh I am hip I got class and pride
I run de only head shop on Chicaga's Nort West side
But now I sing a different tune Sumpthin I bin true
Da waterbed was filled wit glue da night dat I got stuck wit ya polka

I taut youse was a hippie casue youse dressed dat way
I shoulda known dem shoppin bags sure gave you away
But a Peter Max Babuska misled me dear dats true
Da waterbed was filled wit glue da night dat I got stuck wit ya polka

When I tink about dat evenin udder people scoff
About da time we got it on and couldn't get it off
I won't admit ta being black but boy I sure am blue
Da waterbed was filled wit glue da night dat I got stuck wit ya polka