Tut, tut, Skip your kind words on behalf of our sailors gladdens my heart. You've shown me the error of my ways - I now retract all the things I said about our noble Quislings. PS. You say you're going to buy them all a drink - they're a lucky lot: free Iranian goody bags, £100,000 in readies and a drink from a pal. Well done! I admire your altruism. Keep up the good show!