Come on, of course it'll help you with being a movie star and winning American Idol. After all, they always seem to find the biggest pricks imaginable.

Breast enlargement *is* visible through normal clothes. But a bigger sausage in the lunchbox is only going to be visible if you're wearing lycra, and for most of us that would be a way bad idea. It'd put you so off your lunch that the lunchbox contents wouldn't be an issue.

Graham.