The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #100451   Message #2023126
Posted By: The PA
12-Apr-07 - 09:58 AM
Thread Name: April things at the Bull, Barton, Beds
Subject: RE: April things at the Bull, Barton, Beds
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.