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Thread #59418 Message #2023148
Posted By: Amos
12-Apr-07 - 10:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I think you write heresy, good MM. You are, after all, a man of Ms. Your transcript strikes me as finctional -- it could not be authentic. But for it to be heretical, it must not only fly in the face of alphabetical orthodoxy, but it must ALSO pass the test of violating the doctrine of a religion.
I am half-tempted, therefore, to found yet another religious organization, the Church of the Alphabet, with its Order of the Vowels for those who wish to dedicate their lives wholly to the Purposes laid down so long ago by the Deus Alphabeticus, and the Order of the Consonants for those laymen who wish to particpate only part of the time.
Ideas for services, prayers, hymns, and doctrinal lessons are welcome. If someone could come up with a mess of absolutely improbable tales about the divine interference of the Alphabet God in the lives of ordinary mortals in ancient history, which we could then present as historical fact, not to be questioned, it would be really great.