It musta been de debils in her 'puter made her miss dem summa dem songs.

Ah jist loved all uh yo funny sawngs, like to DAH, LAFfin? Oh Ah mos' bust me a gutful uh puppies, chilren! Lawd have mercy, Ah knows Ah is sposed to rebuke yuh's fuh takin' suchlike so light but Laff? Oh have mercy, Lawd, have mercy, Ah jist cain't scold dem critters, nohow!

But I'se maghty confoosed, frien's, cuz mah Windows? Wal, dey doan' let nuttin' in but de angels o'heaven, else whereat did you-all come from? Onliest thing Ah can think is youse afraid tuh cas' yo debil-angels out ifn dey come 'roun'... yuh know yuh cain't hardly yewse none uh dat dere holie wadder in a compuder but dere's allways de word uh de Lawd...

Doan none uh you fahn foke hev de word uh de Lawd on your dere on yo compuder? Now honey dat ain't no problem neether, dey has speshul places raght on de internet isseff nowadays, is full uh Scripshur, sho nuff do! Kin Ah hep enny uh you-all fahnd you some?

Ah'll hep yuh's de bestes' An kin, yuh know Ah wud...

~Yo frien' Miz Susi-bet~