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Thread #100716 Message #2023622
Posted By: GUEST,Art Thieme
12-Apr-07 - 06:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
Subject: RE: BS: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
...and the rampaging T-rexes search out all the ethanol plants 'cause that's where all the corn went. After eating it all, they all head for Iowa where the rest of the corn in standing in the field. After devouring all that corn, and trampling the field of deams all to hell, they all die of starvation.
Donald Trump makes billions collecting T-rex bones. After that, every museum in the world is able to buy it's own T-rex skeletons from him.
Trump is asked how much he made on the deal??
His answer, "I don't know exactly, but it's not chicken feed!!