The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #100696   Message #2023729
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Apr-07 - 09:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
Druggist back home just used the knotholes in the fence out back of the store. Story goes that one night his daughter slipped out and positioned herself on the opposite side of the knotholes as a handsome young man was "measuring up." Young feller came back into the drug store and was asked "What size and how many?" He responded, "I dunno, but I'll take about a hundred yards of that fence."