Another thing you must never do in Banff is say "Bamff" when you mean "Banff". And never use two "n"s, Rapaire! It's two "f"s in Banff!

The only Canadian city with a cooler name than Banff is Guelph. They both sound like the cry of some strange exotic wild animal, but "Guelph!" is much more guttural.

Try substituting either one of them in the song "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"....actually, try it in any song about a famous city...