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Thread #100716 Message #2025484
Posted By: Severn
14-Apr-07 - 06:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
Subject: RE: BS: Why did the T. Rex cause the Road Rage?
What! Nobody's brought in Shatner and "Star T-Rex"? "Spock, Spock, Spock, SPA-A-A-ACK!"
But Roy Acuff already did it all up as a Country Song:
"I saw the Rex on the highwa-a-a-ay, But I didn't hear nobody pray......"
According to Gregor Mendel, the question should actually be, "What do you get when you cross a road with a T-Rex?"
This from the road itself afterwards--"T-Rex! You've crossed me for the last time!"
....Not to be confused, of course, with "Gregor Mendel! You've crossed me for the last time!"
Actually it stood by the side of the road and hitched a ride.....WAIT! that was Dinah-SHORE that wanted to see the USA in a Cheverolet. Sorry! (Gawd! I'm dating my self. But then talking about T-Rexes, I'm probably Carbon-14 dating myself.)......
Hey! Does anyone else remember "Turok-Son Of Stone" comic books?