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Thread #100806   Message #2026419
Posted By: catspaw49
15-Apr-07 - 10:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: novels we will never write
Subject: RE: BS: novels we will never write
I was thinking of a novel about a guy who looks like Lou Ferrigno named Zander Olivedale who feels he has been dealt the wrong hand and wants to have a sex change. He meets an aging Albanian pants presser who has a new medical practice after graduating from one of the Carribean medical schools. He works in sex change ops between tux pressings on Wednesdays and Zander saves for over a year to have the operation. Afterwards he feels odd and out of sorts and although he has only womanly attributes, he begins cross dressing as a man. Specifically he dresses as Catholic Bishop and seduces young boys who are all traumatized after finding the Bishop is a woman. However after a short time the vestments of a Bishop have a profound effect on Zander and he finds Jesus. Sadly he finds that even Jesus cannot return his cock and balls so he flings himself under the wheels of a crosstown bus. He doesn't die but spends the remainder of his days as a quadraplegic whose only words are limited to "Cocka-Dooddle-Doo" and the last verse of the Barney song.

Spaw