The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2026695
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Apr-07 - 09:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I've had that experience -- you walk in after fighting your way there through the weather and the Boss says, "We're closing, 'cause there's a blizzard coming, so go home." Then you start for home and the blizzard hits while you're driving.

Amos, I'll tell you what. You get me that H&H .700 Nitro Express with a couple cases of ammo and I'll sell it and split the take evenly with you (it the take's an odd number, like $0.97, I'll give you the overage)! Now, how's THAT for a deal, huh? You aren't going to get an offer like this every day, so you'd better hurry up and accept it! This offer won't last long, because I've already got a counteroffer from some guy in Blind River, Ontario, but I always offer something like this to Mom's Kids first.