Oh dear WeeLittleDrummer. It seems we were born on opposite sides of the tracks and so can never be friends! What on earth are we going to do at Belvoir if they put us on the same stage? I presume we'll have to have a battle of some kind.. How about we both come dressed in those huge foam costumes from It's a Knockout? I'll be Little Lord Fontleroy and you can be Arthur Mullard, and we'll cover the stage in fairy liquid, tie ourselves to the PA stacks with bungy ropes, and beat eachother over the head with massive rolled up copies of the Magna Carta. The first one to finish a song without playing a wrong note wins. What do you say?

Tom