Here I am - nobody was posting yesterday so I had to get on and work

I didn't have a winner on the National - Someone suggested Slim Pickings at work but the local bookie in Barton ran off with all the money and hasn't been seen since and I was too lazy to go elsewhere

Evidently someone had a £10,000 bet on the Gold Cup and was expecting over £60,000 in winnings - they broke the bank

I once cycled over Bodmin Moor - it's very high and hilly

But nice sandwiches