My friend, Maria & I had heard about a Tarot card reader who was supposed to be very gifted. I figured it would be fun & I might gain some insight. Maria wanted job advise.

This woman gets $125 big ones for a 1 hr. reading which consisted of her theory on the extra pounds I was carrying, and how God awful that I"d never been given a thyroid test. She explained a slow thyroid, of course, would account for my weight. This coming from a 400pound elf whose head hardly showed over the table. The husband made the coffee while she proceeded to eat all the cheese cake in sight. WE demurred, when asked if we wish to partake of said cheesecake, fearing for our lives because she had a baseball bat in the kitchen corner.

First thing I'm told is what a wonderful, giving person I am, & what a joy I am to be around. Next : I have, since childhood, been   psychic and I've kept it to myself all these yrs. I am also extremely intuitive and can tell immediately the true character of a person. (If that were true I would have turned on my heel the moment I saw her lowness.Get it?) I'm as psychic as a rock , and have absolutely no intuition about anyone. Sometimes I wonder how I Can be this old and be this slow.
She never mentioned that I was a widow, had cancer, never had kids, and had just lost my beloved beagle.
Just all this bull   which is designed to make a moron feel like something special. She never asked marital status. So she's looking over my right shoulder telling me that the Blessed Virgin is with me all the time.Then suddenly in the same spot is this sea captain (also over my right shoulder-hope he didn't step on Mary"s toes) who is coming to make me happy. He will be my best friend, and take me places,etc. He's 6ft.5in. tall with gray hair.

I happen to mention I'm a widow, She says "I KNOW!". I should have said, ""you could have mentioned it." SO she says, Well who do you think is sending Capt. Andy to you? It's Jim.(my late husband) He knows you are starting a new book. Isn't that special? This is only a portion of the crapola that was flowing. But I must say, WE had such a great time rehashing and comparing notes, the laughs were worth it. Many things were duplicates. My friend Maria is gay. She described in detail what her boyfriend looked like.

Please forgive the length-but I wanted you all to get a feel for the experience. She also told me a should get a website & sell my paintings.

I haven't seen the Gorton's Fisherman
yet - he must be lost in the North atlantic somewhere. My intuition hasn't improved, & my thryoid is okay. And my wallet is a bit lighter.

Has anyone had a good reading?