OK, here is another excuse for calling it a music thread...Seldom Scene w/Linda Ronstadt:
California Earthquake (Rodney Crowell)
There was a California earthquake, in the year of '83 That shook the living daylights out of the Owen's County sea There weren't a building still left standing when the dust had cleared away Just a rumble in the distance all the way to San Andre
Well Sherman Buck was driving his old mule into town When the big one came that shook so hard, it knocked him to the ground Lord there opened up a hole so big, he just knew that his time was up And it swallowed up that poor old mule and it just missed Sherman Buck
(chorus) California earthquake you just don't know what you've done We might fall off in the ocean, Lord, but you never make us run You're a partner to the devil, but we ain't afraid of him And we'll build ourselves another town so you can tear it down again
And there came the quake of '99 that levelled Mission Creek The earth was like an ocean churning, with waves of twenty feet Lord it sounded like a thousand trains were screaming underground Clean across to San Joachim, folks heard that mournful sound
Then it came one day a holocaust and it rocked the Frisco Bay Miles of walls came tumbling down like on Jericho that day Mighty near everything that the eartquake missed, a full day fire consumed And just left the smoke and the ashes of the dreams that they had burned